Friend: Why?
Sardar: Because I got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange it with someone from the lower berth?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be there"
Girl goes at night and really nobody was there, not even the Sardar.
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Girl goes at night and really nobody was there, not even the Sardar.
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A Sardar went to a bank to open a savings A/C. After seeing the form, he went to Delhi to fill it up. Can you guess why?
On the form was written "FILL UP THE FORM IN CAPITAL"
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On the form was written "FILL UP THE FORM IN CAPITAL"
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A Sardar invested 5 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in a Punjab village!
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Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in a Punjab village!
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A teacher lecturing on population: "In India every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and yells: "We must find and stop her!"
A Sardar stands up and yells: "We must find and stop her!"
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