brain teasers

1.Why did the banana go to the doctor?

ANS. Because it was not peeling well.

2.What month has 28 days?

ans: All of them!

3.What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?

ans: i don't know, but when it talks you better listen carefully!

4.What flowers do you always wear?

ans:Two lips.

5.What can make an octopus laugh?

ans: Ten tickles (tentacles)!