BRAIN TEASERS

1) What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? -

ANS: Justbeer Singh.

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2) What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

ANS: Justone Singh.

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3) What do you call a sikh female“s boyfriend?

ANS: Her-Pal Singh

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4) What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ?

ANS: IK-BAL Singh

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5) what do you call a sardar looking for happiness?

ANS: KHUSH-WANT Singh

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6) what do you call a sardar living under-water?

ANS: Jalandhar Singh

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7) what do you call a sardar living under-water and able to breath also?

ANS: Jalandhar Singh Gill.

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8). How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

ANS: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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9) Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A: Because he is dead.