Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
19 sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that the film was only for above 18.
A Sardar photographer focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardar standing below a tube light with a open mouth. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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