Ans: One: all other birthdays are just celebrations of the actual birth!
2.What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Ans: mushroom
3.Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I?
Ans: ton
4. what is the cube of 13?
Ans:Its : SUROOR wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
5. who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
ANS: sita with raven
6. How can you keep a fool busy for hours?
ANS: Give him a piece of paper with 'please turn over' written on both the sides!
7. Why dont oysters donate their pearls to charity?
ANS: Because they are shellfish! (Selfish)
8.How would you put an ELEPHANT in a refrigerator?
ANS: so easy! Just open the fridge's door and put HIM inside!!!.....
9. Now how would you put a GIRAFFE inside the fridge?
ANS: No, you must not just open the door.....You will have to remove the ELEPHANT first and then only put the GIRAFFE inside!!!
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