How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?
It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.
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Friend: Yaar, tujhe to Cancer hai. Par tum sabko AIDS kyun bataataa hai ?
Sardar: Taki mere marne ke baad meri biwi ko koi line na maare.
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An Englishman and a Sardar were in a toilet.
Englishman: How do you do ?
Sardar: Good morning ! We remove underwear and do !!
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A Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: "Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge"
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A sardar spent 3 hours in a library reading a book, and then said, "So boring yaar... So many characters but no story"
Librarian said: "Sardarji this is a telephone directory"
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Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya. Flag dekh kar sardar ne kuch bola, jise sunkar dukaanwala behoosh ho gaya... Guess what did sardar say ? "Isme aur colour dikhao"
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Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow
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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?
The report said, "DELIVERED"
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