sardar ji jokes

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

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After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1stPatient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch
& Finallly Said: Torch is okay”

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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call”.

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Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”Smart Sardar Replied: “No!35 Children R More than Enough!!”

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied:“I Mr YOU” !!.

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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….

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Postman: – “I have traveled five miles to deliver this packet to you.”
Sardar: – “why did you come so far? Instead you could have sent it by post….”

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A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce three years after marriage.
Judge: “How’ll you divide your kids, you have three children?”
Sardar: “Oh, I see! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR, then!”