LAUGH IT OFF!

JOKES THAT I RECEIVED :

Boss : Where were you born ?
Asst : :Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
asst : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


2 fellows were fixing a bomb in a car.
fellow 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
fellow 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


man : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
man : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

A man was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A passer bye asks why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
man : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

A man joined his new job . 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
The man said : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


On a romantic day a young man's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
young man: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of stupids ?
Simple….Just knock the door and they will open it….

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from SATYANASA
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you have broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was new one.

At In the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! God!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated……drank poison & said
Ab kaato saalon….sab maroge !

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