WHAT IS IT WAS MADE OF?

“Thousands of pairs of recycled plastic flip-flops live on in a large-scale outdoor art installation in San Paulo, Brazil. Local art students created the Giant Flip Flop Monkey Sculpture community art project.”

Amazing Train Routes

Amazing Train Routes

Amazing Train Routes

tongue twisters

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say ” don’t understand“. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see was sea, sea, sea.

5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People 

6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

10. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

11.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is  whether we like it or not.
 
12.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely . 

pappu pas ho gaya !!!! jokes

Pappu Paas Ho Gaya

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L”

TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE? “

PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’ s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

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Shhh! Let Them Sleep Please

SCHOOL DAYS Superb.

Teacher: What happened in 1869? 

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

* Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.  

* Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

* Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE   

*Teacher :Because of Gandhiji”s hard work what do we get on 15th August. 

Student:A holiday   

*Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? 

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!   

*Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ”

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”   

 Teacher: How old is ur father. 
Sunny:As old as I am. 

Teacher:How is it possible? 
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Learn this Amazing Hand Shadow Art Part I