tongue twisters

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say ” don’t understand“. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see was sea, sea, sea.

5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People 

6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

10. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

11.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is  whether we like it or not.
 
12.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely . 

SCHOOL DAYS Superb.

Teacher: What happened in 1869? 

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

* Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.  

* Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

* Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE   

*Teacher :Because of Gandhiji”s hard work what do we get on 15th August. 

Student:A holiday   

*Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? 

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!   

*Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ”

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”   

 Teacher: How old is ur father. 
Sunny:As old as I am. 

Teacher:How is it possible? 
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

SMART TEST

 

TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS:

I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

 1. Banana
 2. Dresser
 3. Grammar
 4. Potato
 6. Uneven
 7. Assess

Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try….
Look at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool…..




  Answer: If you are thinking that they all have at least 2 double letters…., you are smart, but not quite there.

GIVEN    UP !!!

PLEASE    SCROLL    DOWN

 

        

       
 

 

Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you’ll feel better too.

ANSWERS

So friends, got the answers? Think Tank Rahul has given all correct answers! Here are the correct answers :

Sunlake             Surajkund

Rising town       Udaypur

Statue to go town             Murtijapur

Moon town            Chandrapur

Face                   Surat

Eyestown             Nainpur

Honey mustard        Madurai

Wealth later         Dhanbaad

Queen’s field       Ranikhet

Endless snake       Anantnaag

Teacher slave town    Gurudaspur

Mr. town            Shrinagar

Yesterday cut    Calcutta

Water village      Jalgaon

Saint hair          Hrishikesh

Girl Unmarried    Kanyakumari

Make juice         Banaras

Gone                Gaya

Male lion town         Narsinghpur

Snake town          Nagpur

Police Station     Thana

Jaggery town      Gudgaon

Victory city        Vijaynagar or Jaipur {both are correct}

Water in              Jalandar

Steps city bunglow     Dadra Nagar Haweli

Welfare           Kalyan