SCHOOL DAYS Superb.

Teacher: What happened in 1869? 

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

* Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.  

* Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

* Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE   

*Teacher :Because of Gandhiji”s hard work what do we get on 15th August. 

Student:A holiday   

*Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma”m! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? 

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!   

*Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ”

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”   

 Teacher: How old is ur father. 
Sunny:As old as I am. 

Teacher:How is it possible? 
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)