అమెరికా రైతు: మీ పొలం విస్తీర్ణం ఎంత? అని అడిగాడు భారత రైతుని.
భారత రైతు: నాకు రెండు ఎకరాలు ఉంది... అందులోనే అన్ని రకాలూ సాగుచేస్తాను... ఇంతకి మీది ఎంతుంటుంది? ఎదురు ప్రశ్నించాడు.
అమెరికా రైతు: అదా... నేను పొద్దున ఈ చివరినుంచి కార్లో బయలు దేరితే మధ్యాహ్ననికి గానీ అటువైపు చేరుకోను గర్వంగా చెప్పాడు.
భారత రైతు: నాకు కూడా అలాంటి డొక్కు కారే ఉంటే ఈ మద్యే అమ్మేశాను నవ్వుతూ అన్నాడు
CIGARETTE:A man was talking to his friend at the bar.
The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"
"No, I didn't know that." The man replied.
"So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked the friend.
The man replied, "I'm too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and find out."
So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"
Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I was here?”
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don't expect to be a President going to the
[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP (.)
[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer becomes software?
[4] Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."
1. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of YAHOO?
Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
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2. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of ADIDAS?
ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
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3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
Satellite Television Asian Region
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4. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
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5. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot -
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
That match was abandoned after people heard
the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.
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6. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems
for two different countries?
Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla )
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7. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
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8. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa
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9. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
South Korea
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10. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR ,
as it was known during the cold war)
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11. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
Geoffrey Boycott
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12. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned
from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
John Traicos
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13. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by
only one country (other than Vatican )?
Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
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14. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Polo
