Thursday, February 4, 2010

SARDARJI'S JOKES

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!

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