sardarji jokes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

funny question & answers

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

THE WORLD OF SNOWFLAKES

British microbiologist Brian Valentine is always keen on macro photography. According to him, now, when he retired, he had to devote much more time creating their amazing pictures taken by SLR. Most of the shots taken in his own garden, because apart from interest in photography, Brian is also an avid gardener.

The 15 Most Unusual Contact Lenses

“The Eyes are the window to the soul” this saying goes way back. But what if you change them in some way does the way others perceive your soul gets distorted or not? I don’t know and I don’t want to find out. But these contact lenses still look cool. Don’t you think?

1. Golden Eye Lenses

Golden eye I found his weakness, golden eye he’ll do what I please, Golden eye no time for sweetness like it says Tina Turner’s lyric. We know that 007 would like any girl with a golden eye. Who wouldn’t?

2. Soccer Lenses

These are the perfect lenses for soccer lovers. You will see a ball at all times in front of you, well at least the people you meet will.

3. Snake Lenses

I wouldn’t want to be seen wearing these. They look slimy and evil.

4. Dollar Lenses

You know when in cartoons someone sees a pile of money and you can just see dollars in his/her eyes. These contact lenses are perfect for gold-diggers, you will spot one immediately.

5. Mickey Lenses

Who knew that such a positive cartoon character would look so scary? I don’t think Disney had this in mind while creating the lovely Mickey Mouse.

6. CD Lenses

Imagine that you could hear the music coming out of your eye, it would be utterly hilarious!

7. Two in One Lenses

It seems that these lenses are for those who cannot make up their mind whether they are coming or going. I’m not sure whether it’s Photoshop or not but they look surreal.

8. Diamond Lenses

They must be worth a fortune. They look glamorous and sophisticated.

9. Smiley Face Lenses

These contact lenses will keep you smiling all day long.

10. Zebra Lenses

I don’t know what their purpose is, but they look awesome.

11. Hypnotize Lenses

You can use these to hypnotize your victim and then eat it or kiss it, whichever you prefer.

12. Cat Lenses

You thought that only humans wear lenses. That isn’t true; this can wears them, too.

13. Jewelry Lenses

If you want to stand out even more you should most definitely buy these unusual lenses. Ouch, that looks painful.

14. American Flag Lenses

These contact lenses have the pattern of the American flag. How weird is that?

15. Biohazard Lenses

The list wouldn’t be complete without one of the most pointless of all lenses and those are the bio-hazard lenses.

SMART TEST

 

TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS:

I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

 1. Banana
 2. Dresser
 3. Grammar
 4. Potato
 6. Uneven
 7. Assess

Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try….
Look at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool…..




  Answer: If you are thinking that they all have at least 2 double letters…., you are smart, but not quite there.

GIVEN    UP !!!

PLEASE    SCROLL    DOWN

 

        

       
 

 

Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you’ll feel better too.

ANSWERS

So friends, got the answers? Think Tank Rahul has given all correct answers! Here are the correct answers :

Sunlake             Surajkund

Rising town       Udaypur

Statue to go town             Murtijapur

Moon town            Chandrapur

Face                   Surat

Eyestown             Nainpur

Honey mustard        Madurai

Wealth later         Dhanbaad

Queen’s field       Ranikhet

Endless snake       Anantnaag

Teacher slave town    Gurudaspur

Mr. town            Shrinagar

Yesterday cut    Calcutta

Water village      Jalgaon

Saint hair          Hrishikesh

Girl Unmarried    Kanyakumari

Make juice         Banaras

Gone                Gaya

Male lion town         Narsinghpur

Snake town          Nagpur

Police Station     Thana

Jaggery town      Gudgaon

Victory city        Vijaynagar or Jaipur {both are correct}

Water in              Jalandar

Steps city bunglow     Dadra Nagar Haweli

Welfare           Kalyan