jokes

Note : My Intention is not to offend any one. I apologise if anyone find it offensive. My intention is just to create some light moments of laughter.

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic”

Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”

Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??

how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office….

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, “chal”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion……

…… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf……”

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the

exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….

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Amitab in KBC: In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state…..

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS……