Some Useful GK Question With Answers Try to solve it 1st then read Answrs…U’ll Enjoy

Some Useful GK Question With Answers Try to solve it 1st then read Answrs…U’ll Enjoy 

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in? 
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO? 
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?   4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network? 
5. What is expansion of “ICICI?” 

6. What does “baker’s dozen” signify? 
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why? 
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries? 

9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive? 
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known? 
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th? 
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007? 
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match? 

14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ? 
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore? 
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )? 
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS

1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax . 
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle 

3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports 

4. Satellite Television Asian Region 

5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India 

6. A baker’s dozen consists of 13 it ems - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen 

7. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed. 

8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our ’s National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla) 

9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: ‘god be with you’. 

10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa. 

11. South Korea . 

12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war) 

13. Geoffrey Boycott 

14. John Traicos 

15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln 

16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa . 

17. Polo. 

JOKES==DUE RESPECT TO EVERYONE

The Best way to Escape from a Problem is to Solve it”

                                                          

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. 
Servant: It’s already raining. 
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. 
                                                          
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it…. 

                                                          

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

                                                          

A Teacher lecturing on population:

“In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. “ 
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!. ” 


A man: “Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?”

Sardarji: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.  
                                                          
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. 
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. 
Sardarji goes to China  to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words. 
And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!” 


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. 
His wife asked what you are doing. 
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. 

                                                           
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what… 
To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Sardarji where were U born? 
Sardarji: Punjab . 
Man: Which part? 
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar”.  
                                                          

Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ” Sardar :”Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!” 

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl… He went and kissed her…. 
Girl said- “What R U doing…?” 
Sardar replied- “B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar”  
                                                           
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card” 


A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.  Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. 
She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For Best Results put on Two Coats”  

                                                         

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ” 
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258″ 

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? 
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!  

                                                          
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? 
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept…….. 

Santa Singh MBBS 
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. 
He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. 
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!